Thursday, June 02, 2005

Dubya's Poem (From my Cousin Butch)

My cousin Butch, says, "I don't think I've heard Dubya use a sentence with more than five words in it! This following poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush. It was compiled and arranged by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson."

Make the Pie Higher
I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty.
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
Become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish
Can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope.
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!

Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!

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