Tuesday, July 06, 2004

Denver Drivers

Why, I wonder, do Denver drivers no longer stop at stop signs or red lights? David believes that it just simply is not convenient for them to do so. So, they don't. They just cruise right through the stop sign; some of them totally pausing -- as David says -- for a microsecond and then going on their merry way. Others don't even totally pause when they come to an intersection with stop signs, but just quickly whip their head from side to side checking, I suppose, to see if a mass of metal is close enough to cause mayhem and, if not, they just accelerate right on through. Ignoring red lights is a problem for me. When Denver drivers see amber they accelerate. It doesn't matter if they're 100 yards from an intersection, they accelerate. Most of the time, this results in the Denver driver running a red light. They enter the intersection just when the light turns red for them and green for others. If you happen to be standing on the corner, waiting to cross the street when the Denver driver accelerates through the red light and the Denver driver knows you're there, they will look the other way, knowing you're probably giving them the finger or shouting something pretty inane, like, "Hey, that was a red light!" But, see, to the Denver driver, it's okay what they've done if they turn their head away from you and don't have to experience your anger or gesticulation. Now, if the Denver driver is going to make a right turn on a red light it's kind of the same stop sign mentality in that the head quickly whips from side to side and, without really slowing down, the turn is made on the red light without stopping.

I actually saw a Denver driver stop at a red light, then -- since no vehicle was dangerously close to him -- make a left turn on a red light. And, no, these weren't one-way streets. Once again, it just wasn't convenient for that particular Denver driver to wait for the green light.

I guess the more important concern is the collective mentality behind this kind of behavior. Disrespect for the law? Or, is it more likely that what's going on is just what David implies: This is not convenient for ME so, fuck it, I'm not stopping; the law at this particular moment is just not convenient for ME to follow.

Denver drivers are the worst drivers on the face of the earth. They wouldn't last ten minutes on the streets of Boston. Ever driven in Boston? There is no ME on the streets of Boston. There's a collective WE in Boston and you'd better get with the program, 'cause ME just doesn't cut it in Boston.

Anyway, just thought I'd get this off my chest.

2 comments:

John Grout said...

The problem, George, I believe is that many of the "Denver drivers" are not, in fact, from Denver at all! We've got so many transplants in Denver now from so many other places, like California, that the term "Denver driver" may no longer be accurate. And with the current nomadic trend, today's Denver driver may be tomorrow's Houston Driver! But aside from that, it boils down to that hideous mantra that so many people are attached to these days: It's all about me.

John Grout said...

The problem, George, I believe is that many, many of these "Denver drivers" are not, in fact, from Denver at all! Many of them are transplants from other states, namely California (home of the California Stop, which may be an oxymoron). And with the current nomadic trend, today's Denver driver may very well be tomorrow's Houston driver. What it all boils down to, however, is that hideous mantra so many people are attached to these days: It's all about me.