Friday, April 01, 2005

Gay Marriage Will Lead to Interspecies Relationships/Marriage

Yup, that's what Colorado State Representative Jim Welker (from Loveland, Colorado which is, incidentally, Marilyn Musgrave country) says will happen if the the Colorado State Legislature does not pass an anti-gay marriage bill.

Colorado's legislature has traditionally been overwhelmingly populated with the most outrageous buffoons and bumpkins ever to walk this good earth. Jim Welker is one of them.

Ol' Jim's picture is above. Somehow, I kind of think he's missed the evolutionary boat. But, then, he'd probably agree with me 'cause he was "created in God's image," and certainly not "evolved" from a fuckin' monkey.

Rings a bell, doesn't it.

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